I feel like I'm in dance class right now
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Randomize
