u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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