if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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