I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
How drunk are you?
Completed.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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