SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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