i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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