Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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