I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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