i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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