Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
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