Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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