Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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