Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Randomize
