She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Randomize
