I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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