her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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