I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize