Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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