How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
How naked do you want me to be?
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
