Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Dicks are not precious.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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