She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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