We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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