Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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