we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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