My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
My feet surprised me
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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