you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
NoShamevember. You game?
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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