i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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