she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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