I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Randomize