their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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