Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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