White coat. Heels.
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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