and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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