it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
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