It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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