I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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