She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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