we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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