he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
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