I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I look excited, but its just a facade.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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