haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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