my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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