Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
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