How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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