Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Can I color on your dick again?
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
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