remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
These tits shall not be calmed
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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