Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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