Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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