I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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