ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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