brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
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