he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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