I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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