508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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