did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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