i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
