butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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